Pulling a fast one...

The elephants over at the Nazi Republican are trying to pull a fast one on Latinos by naming Mel Martinez their chairman. They think they can win over the votes of all these dumb, Guadalupe-worshipping Mexicans by having a guy named Martinez in charge. Pretty smart, but guess what, the Reina Dirty is smarter.

I'm going to smear Martinez everywhere I go. You see Martinez is a moderate to liberal Republican but I've never been one to let facts get in the way of a good story (you hear that Mr. Biggs?). So from now on Martinez will be referred to as the Riechsfuhrer.

And even though he is from Orlando I'm going to label the Riechsfuhrer as a "Miami Cuban", the lowest of the low creatures to walk the face of the earth. I hate Cubans even though I am one. If I could overdose and kill only the Cuban part of me, I would do it in a New York minute.

Cubans are racist because they don't believe in welfare, social programs and handouts. Can't you see that? RACIST, RACIST, RACIST!!! Never mind that it's a Democratic senator that was once a Ku Klux Klan member and that it was Senate Democrats that killed an immigration reform bill that would have legalized millions of illegal aliens.

Like I said, the truth ain't what's important here, it's destroying these bastards with all of their crazy ideas like "border security", tax cuts and economic growth!

I can't wait to watch the Republican party implode. I'll be drinking one of my patented Oreo Martinis and curling up with my double-headed Rabbit vibrator and some good old-fashioned beefcake porno mags, laughing all the way to the big O!