Monday, August 14, 2006

Make Him Look Good

is making me look bad! I was just looking at my Amazon rankings. 109,000 ouch! Boy I really mailed it in when I wrote that last piece of shit and you chicas were too smart to bite. I guess you're not as fucking stupid as I thought. Guess what though, I'm laughing all the way to the bank with that advance my publisher gave me.

I'm not looking forward to writing the next book. I'm actually gonna have to put some effort into it. Research, outline, real writing. Yuck! I don't want to think about it anymore, I'm going purse shopping.

later Sucias

Not Alisa Lynn Valdes (formerly Not Alisa Valdes-Rodriguez)

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not Alisa said...

You know what they say: If you can't stand the heat...

My aren't we a little thin-skinned.

Oh I'm sure a judge is going to be ready willing and able to disregard the constitution of the United States of America. And I'm sure every book reviewer and newspaper editor is going to have to get permission to use your name.

Your whacko lady.

Oh, but first you have to find out who I am.

Alisa Valdes said...

See you in court. You won't find me on this site again, but you will find my lawyers here.

not Alisa said...

Are those the lawyers that told you to come on here and antagonize me or was that the law student that's been giving you free legal advice?

I hope you're willing to travel because I ain't going to Albacracky.

Think about all the great publicity you'll be generating for this blog. It'll be sweet.

Too bad you didn't think of this parody blog thing first, it could have been a nice ploy ro spike up slow book sales.

And you know you can't stay away, you're too narcissistic.

Anonymous said...

Dang it, Elephant Butte! Elephant Butte! Not Albacracky!

Still Not Alisa

not Alisa said...

The the missing comments belong to none other than Alisa herself. She then came in and deleted them. The only people that can delete comments are the blog's admin(s) or the user that posted the particular comment. Well as she astutely pointed out, once out there, they are out there. I have the comments archived. Maybe I'll post them.

As for why I do this, the truth is I thought it would be fun. I didn't even know who Alisa was until I became aware of a tantrum she was having about a newspaper ignoring her during her recent book tour.

Then I found out about her long history of alienating people.

I had been a reader of another parody blog that doesn't exist anymore (the author lost interest) but it was hilarious. So I decided I'd take the same approach. I've been told that when I'm in character that it's like I can channel her. Scary.

If you don't like this blog, and I mean this respectfully, don't read it. This isn't supposed to cause you any grief. Hopefully you can laugh and enjoy it and separate that from your admiration for her work.

I laugh at the jokes they make about our political leaders even if I don't agree with the point of view, if they are funny. If you don't find it funny you don't have to come over.

Hugs,

Not AVR

Anonymous said...

Great blog! And don't let those remarks about you being insane bother you. What do they know, right?

Sincerely,
David Berkowitz (aka Son of Sam)

Anonymous said...

You've been an alisa sycophant on alisa's blog, chatting with alisa, lauding alisa, praising alisa, flattering alisa like a court poofter for a long long time, Ruthiecat. Don't pretend you don't know her and you're this innocent impartial observer. You're a known factor. It's all in the records.

Anonymous said...

According to Son of Sam's website,

"David is not allowed computer access. If you have questions or comments you may send them here:
info@forgivenforlife.cominfo@forgivenforlife.com"

Who the hell is spawning comments from David Berkowitz?

Wait a minute, Son of Sam is a Sucia?

Doobie doobie doo...

signed,
Definitly NOT David Berkowitz - most likely ALV or a 'sycophant' wanting the car keys again

Anonymous said...

Pul-leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease post the comments that were deleted.

Not begging...okay, maybe a little.

Anonymous said...

How the heck can you delete your own comments? I wasn't even aware that was possible.

not Alisa said...

If you have a blogger account a little trash can icon appears next posts that you have made. You click that little trash can and it asks you if you really want to delete comment. It doesn't work for anonymous comments.