Saturday, July 15, 2006

George Bush, Rapist in Chief...

It's true George W. Bush is secretly training our armed forces to be murdering rapists and he's doing it under the White House of all places. I'm kidding about that last part, but I mean everyone knows the president is personally responsible for what every man and woman in uniform does (really every Federal employee too). So I lay the blame for every unsavory incident that ever occurs under his watch squarely at his feet. I mean if we hadn't invaded Iraq then Saddam would be the one having people raped and murdered. That I can live with, at least he had special rooms for it.


not Alisa Valdes-Rodriguez

PS, Thank God my new book is coming out soon, the last one was a stinkeroo. Man I STOLE that advance I got. But I don't feel guilty at all. Fuck those capitalist jerks, they wouldn't know art if it bit them on the ass. Not that my horseshit is art, but you catch my drift, right chicas?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Not Alisa Valdes-Rodriguez,

I hear you are single again. Is this rumor true? I'm so sorry. Do you need to talk?

Not one of your fans