WTF?

Hey my book is down to #22,850 on Amazon today. Those motherfuckers at the Herald haven't helped me one bit. Don't they know that I'm not Alisa Valdes-Rodriguez, one of Time Magazine's Most Influential Hispanics? Those right wing wackos don't know what's coming to them. I'm going to fire my publicist and hire a lawyer. They are discriminating against me because they are sexist xenophobes. Now that two bit "reporter" Oscar Corral is blogging about me, but even though he quoted not me I can tell he's just being patronizing. Wait 'til I get ahold of that fithy bastard. He'll rue the day he messed with me, The Reina Dirty!

Meanwhile my adoring public, hugs.

Not Alisa