I just wanted to take a minute to thank my attorney (well actually he's a law student) who goes by the name of John Longfellow (I bet he is a long fellow, giggle). He has really been quite a comfort to me these days since that damned psycho Miami stalker started satirizing me on his "parody blog." And Long John's ex-girlfriend, a local prosecutor in Chicago, also has some great ideas about how I can SILENCE my critics for good. She says nobody can call me a stupid cunt, even if I am a public figure and even if it's true because it's malice. Malice, malice, malice! You hear that, you asshole Miami stalker?
hugs,
Not the truly gifted Alisa
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You're not in Miami. Don't lie.
Hey Alisa,
I just checked out your new myspace page. When did you become a "fitness instructor?"
So...are you going to keep this parody site up now that A has moved her blog to myspace, or what?
You know...there are other blogs on blogger to parody. I can think of several off the bat. Hmm...perhaps that up-and-coming, young writer dude I keep hearing about...
Who might that be? And the subject of a parody doesn't have to have a blog. I think I'm gonna stay right here and keep on doin what I'm doin.
Hola Persona que no es Alisa Valdess-RODRIGUEZZZZ
I saw in a wiki entry that NOT you and Patrick were going to remarry in august??? hasn't anyone commented on that yet?
Why don't you ask the Real Alisa about that? Or wait till Dave The Copy Editor comes round, he might have some insights.
Alisa and her husband have been married three times so a fourth time might not be unreasonable to anticipate. Things move fast with that crew, it might well be by next August that they marry yet again.
Kinda like playing barbies.
Dave's dead. I read the news in that dude's new blog.
Spread the word.
Brucie: The Real Alisa wrote some such in her blog. But we'll take your word for it. Somehow, she has a casual relationship with the facts, about as on-again, off-again as her relationship with her husband.
So tell us, Bruce, what's the new girl like? Is she slim? Is she pretty? Is she young? Does she have real eyelashes and an actual neck? Is she a real Latina lady? Does she keep her counsel or does she splat out all her sex secrets, making a simple trip to the gas station an occasion for male-anatomy filth talk directed at her in-laws and compare and contrast what sex is like between Luis Andrade and her own husband on public blogs?
Do tell, Bruce! What's the new muchacha like?
Is she Desiree? Desiree's got a pretty face, you better not be insulting that one!
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