Sometimes I sit around and wonder what the world would be like if those dirty Republican Nazis hadn't stolen the 2000 presidential election.Gas prices wouldn't be $3.00 a gallon, they'd be $8.00 or $9.00 because of the taxes my man Al Gore would have raised in order to MAKE people stop driving and start riding the bus.
The U.S. would be the only country in the world living up to the Kyoto treaty and we would have 20% unemployment.
The women of Afghanistan would still be wearing their Burkas and being paddled in public.
Saddam Hussein and his sexy mustache would still be in power with his rape rooms and torture chambers.
Israel would no longer exist and the Palestinians would have their homeland back.
The embargo with Cuba would have been lifted and Forbes would have calculated Castro's net worth at $2 billion instead of $900 million (which would make my Daddy very happy).
In short the world would be a much better place.
2 comments:
What is so wrong about riding a bike?
Not Floyd Landis
It's nazis, not nazi's. There is no need for an apostrophe.
not the copy editor
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