


We'll see how cool you think he is when he's sweating like a jackass on the city bus with all those Guadalupe-worshipping Mexican maids, with nowhere to take you but the guest room at his parents' house. Maybe he'll even pop the aerobed for you.
I'm not jealous at all, you see. I could care less about him. I got what I wanted from him, which was his sperm, so I could have a kid before father time made me barren. But if there's one thing I love as much as my kid, it's my money. Luckily I put the house and the cars in my name. I knew this relationship was going to be a failure. If there's one thing I've learned it's to expect my relationships to end in the worst possible way (That's why we take precautions Chicas). Community property, my ass! I'm gonna hire me the best Jew divorce lawyer in all of Elephant Butte and that two-timing sponge will rue the day he was born.
I probably shouldn't air my personal problems out in public like this, those Nazi Cubans down in Miami will probably be spoofing me on that atrocious parody blog, but I can't help it. When I need to act crazy, I need to act crazy. Consequences be damned.
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