Monday, December 11, 2006

Back on-line

Man, I abandoned that piece of shit myspace blog because it totally sucks donkey dick and so I come back over here to blogger and what happens? They totally fuck everything up. For two days the blog was completely down. I tried contacting the those fuckheads at google and telling them that I'm not Alisa Valdes-Rodriguez, the best selling author and one of Time Magazine's 25 most influential Hispanics, but did they listen? Nooooooo. Finally I had to have my attorney, Josh, call that dickhead with the Russian name and I was back online within the hour. So there you have it Chicas. Whenever in doubt ask your Jewish attorney with mafia ties to threaten a suit or something worse.

See ya Chicas.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well I was worried there for a second. Oh by the way, merry Winter Solstice!

the ex-husband said...

Dammit! You're just an anti-semite! That explains why you dumped me for all those gentiles.

Anonymous said...

waiting for some new stuff........