The "War on Terrorism"

My book signing tonight was a casualty of idiot Bush's so-called war on terrorism. The airport in Atlanta got shut down because of a "suspicious package" or some other such nonsense. The right-wing wackos are conspiring against me, trying to keep me down. They just don't know how to deal with a strong chica like me so they put obstacles in my way. Of course what did I expect from a place that's filled with Bushies.