I never understood why men enjoy sports so much. What's this obsession with "winning"? It sounds like an excuse for homoerotic behavior if you ask me. Have you seen when the coaches pat the players on their cute asses? Like I said it's either a pretext for latent homosexuality or some Neanderthal instinct. Well, no man is going hit me with a club and carry me back to his cave to watch ESPN on his 50" TV. Can you say "compensating"?
As for me, I don't see what the big deal is. I never rooted for my high school football team when I was a band geek playing the saxophone like Lisa Simpson. The only thing I root for is the complete defeat of the U.S. in Iraq. It's time we left those poor people alone to rape and kill each other.
Hugs,
Not Alisa Lynn Valdes-Rodriguez
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It's spelled saxophone, not saxaphone, you illiterate putz.
not Leo Rosten
They didn't teach me to spell in journalism school, sorry.
while i'm sure alisa has had juicy topics in the past, overall it's kinda boring for a parody.
not alisa - may i suggest a new parody blog of another even more annoying, navel-gazing cubanita-americanita?
PEREZ HILTON!
http://www.perezhilton.com/
this dudette is so damn full of himself, i bet you'd have a field day with him!! you'd my hero to spoof him, i'd worship you! you can call it, "not perez".
think about it, k?
http://dlisted.blogspot.com/2006/09/why.html
I've heard of that queer. Why don't you start a parody of him?
Hugs,
Not Alisa
Thank you, Cliffy.
Are you gonna put a new post on here or what?
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